Can I play I Will Strangle A Horse in my browser?

Yes, on brainmage.itch.io. I Will Strangle A Horse does not run inside other websites, so the Play button opens it in a new tab. There is nothing to install.

Adventure · Browser game

I Will Strangle A Horse

Released September 26, 2025 (last year)

Play on brainmage.itch.io ↗Bluesky

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About I Will Strangle A Horse

A comedy choose-your-own-adventure game written by comedian Guy Kelly, about a man called Martin Jenkins. A man with one goal. One passion: Strangling a horse. Does he know what a horse is? Is he aware of farms? Find out for yourself, in this 7.5k+ word game of absolute hot nonsense. I mean. Honestly. Even for Guy this is silly.

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Languages

English

I Will Strangle A Horse: questions and answers

Can I play I Will Strangle A Horse in my browser?: Yes, on brainmage.itch.io. I Will Strangle A Horse does not run inside other websites, so the Play button opens it in a new tab. There is nothing to install.