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Domestic Elementalism
The plants that grow out of your bedroom walls are associated with Earth. In common: text adventure.
Thy DungeonmanPlays here
A parody fantasy text adventure game, inspired by classics such as Zork and Colossal Cave Adventure. In common: text adventure, comedy.
Thy Dungeonman 3Plays here
No man slays dungeons quite like the Thy Dungeonman from the Thy Dungeonman computer game series. In common: text adventure, comedy.
Thy Dungeonman IIPlays here
In Thy Dungeonman II you play the same custodial knight, Thy Dungeonman, trying to escape from the usual collection of tunnels, mazes, monsters and puzzles. In common: text adventure, comedy.
Even Some More Tales from Castle BalderstonePlays here
The fourth one in a series of anthologies of unbelievable terror, edited by Ryan Veeder. In common: text adventure, comedy.
Lost Pig (And Place Under Ground)Plays here
A text adventure game about an orc named Grunk and a pig who would much prefer to remain lost. In common: text adventure, comedy.
The Darklight ChroniclesOffline
A text adventure game made by heavensouls. In common: text adventure, comedy.
SpaceplanOffline
SPACEPLAN is an experimental piece of interaction based partly on a total misunderstanding of Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time. In common: text adventure, comedy.
Don't Shit Your PantsOffline
Despite the title and cover, Shit!! In common: text adventure, comedy.